Loyal musers, I come to you with a contrite heart, as I am afraid I must admit that I, Hal, have failed you.  For over a year there was a prime circumstance in which I could have made  multiple ‘Planet of the Apes’ ...

This morning, as I was trying to wake up my wife to go to work, she suddenly sat up and said: “Let’s go!”  “Okay,” I agreed.  Then, with a tone of sincere confusion, she asked, “Go where?” Married life doesn’t ...